Pathetic SLO Joke That Doesn't Make Sense #1: It sank... (16/12/11)
After returning home from the Gate of Ages...
Elder: my lord there was an earthquake, the villagers a safe, but, but...
You: but what my good man?
Elder: the Sanctuary...
You: Yes what?
Elder: ...the Sanc Sank...
Pathetic SLO Joke That Doesn't Make Sense #2: Avenging your Crops (16/12/11)
On the World Chat...
(Anon): Food takes long time to prepare dont it?
You: i know right? You have to click on the outside of town, click on farm, click on wanted crops, plant them, click to get out of farm, wait for 10-90 mins, click on outside of town, click on farm, click on ripened crops, cilck on Scroll at bottom right, go rage when you see that someone has stolen your crops, click on stealers name to find them(always helpful for revenge), send them threatening messages, change country to attack spam them, create alts to do the same-the whole process is very tiring in my opinion
(Anon): um...wrong chat
You: i knew that...
Pathetic SLO Joke That Doesn't Make Sense #3: Solo? (18/12/11)
On the Team Chat...
-You enter Genghis Khan Legion-
You: nah, just had one. Coke would be much appreciated though, thnks
(Anon): no no, you solo?
You: didnt i just say coke?
(Anon): no i meant "can you solo"
You: last time i checked solo was a drink not a verb, retard
(Anon2): Kick him out
-(Anon) kicks you out-
You:...hey where's my coke?
Pathetic SLO Joke That Doesn't Make Sense #4: Diamonds... (19/12/11)
Kolchis Legion is about to kick off...
(Anon): okay guys, whenever your ready to go i'll start, any last wishes?
(Anon2): i wish for roar of the dragon
(Anon3): i wish for warlocks to be easier
(Anon4): i wish for 10000 diamonds
You: i wish for real diamonds to sell for cash and to exchange at SLO for diamonds for this game and i mean "real" diamonds to then get game diamonds, I want it or else.
(Anon): not again...
You: or else i'll spam this chat for the rest as my life from an internet cafe and if they block my account and everybody blacklists me i'll create alts and do the same and-
You: hey i got kicked out again...
Pathetic SLO Joke That Doesn't Make Sense #5: Merlin vs Merlin (21/12/11)
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